Funny harry potter one shots fanfiction how are you, mini-'Mione?" Just a Random Tuesday by Twisted Biscuit A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. Harry swore that he'd never cum so much before in his life. It was a torrent of cum that shot out of him. Enjoy Reading! Also, sorry if anything is misspelled when I wrote these. These are just some one shots I've had in my head. Series Part 20 of Drarry One-Shots A series of one-shot stories about Harry Potter and Overlord (Anime) would contain my (OC), and some would contain Ainz. He used to drive me quite mad at times, got me into trouble with the Ministry once, helped me in the Tri-Wizard, gave us warning of a sneak attack and saved my life and that of your Aunts and Uncles a couple of times as well – the last time, he died in A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. r/HPfanfiction. There had been something between them during their sixth year, something that she hoped could have blossomed into something more, but it While she liked Harry a lot, most of the time the things he spoke with Harry it was things like the Philosopher stone, the monster that was within the chamber of secrets or just you-know-who. A/N: Hey, so as you read from the summary this is just a collection of one-shots I put together while listening to my iPod so enjoy. He glanced at Sirius, who gave him an encouraging nod. By: phoenixgirl26. Enjoy. "Uhhh. But all of them believed one thing, Harry Potter, the boy who lived was killed in a tragic accident that could have been prevented, that should have been prevented. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Harry P. One-Shot. "You really are one of a kind. "It's not funny Hermione Granger. By: ArctisShox. He turned around to see a blonde haired boy pointing at a muggle hair pin, not unlike the one that he and Fred had used while rescuing Harry from the Dursleys many years ago. 'You will look after me Harry? You will look after me Harry? Well this is just a funny little notion I had for the opening scene of such a story. COMPLETE, Semi Crazy Disclaimer: So, I still haven't heard back from J. Site: fanfiction. " Hermione said. If you have a suggestion, tell me! It has now been one full year since I started writing for you guys! In that time, I have written 49 chapters across 13 stories, all which are available to my early access readers!To celebrate, I wrote this surprise one-shot including Harry with Daphne, Fleur and Hermione, and I am running a 20% discount for the next seven days to all those of you who want immediate Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things throughA collection of of one-shots Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P. What Hermione and Ron were doing Harry Potter. "You almost had me, you know," he said lightly, like it was a funny game between them. It was Ron she had the best time with, he was the one who made her laugh, the one that she liked to spend time with him most, when she didn't study in the This is a combination of random one shots I've written about the Harry Potter universe. (Open, Moderated, Unrevealed, Anonymous) Holiday One-Shots by miamoriartyart, senlinyu Fandom: Harry Potter - J. Books Harry Potter. "Harry!" Aurora screamed as she orgasmed. I do not own the rights to any song used here and make no money off this work. No one Books Harry Potter. All types of LGBT pairings and characters are welcome as well as triads and poly ships. A one shot which may be extended to a series. Anyways this is just a place where I'll post one shots for Harry Potter. Harry/Ginny. But Harry Potter doesn't lose. “We’ve dealt with enough strange things mate,” Ron whispered in his ear, his chest pressed against Harry’s back and his arms holding him tight. All genres, K-T, no M fics. The FanFiction | unleash Home Community Books Harry Potter Harry Potter One-Shots! Harry Potter One-Shots! Follow. A collection of one-shots and mini-series based in the Harry Potter universe. Warnings: Fluff and nothing else reallyM/M slash relationship, chocolate addicts and muggle shoppinghope you guys like oit. Harry spent a lot of time sending painful spells at Vernon, Marge, Petunia and Dudley. Me and leefpool are co-writing Random One-Shots- Harry Potter Edition! We will be taking turns adding segments to each chapter until we think the word count is all right. Like everyone else, this is my repository of one shots, incomplete stories, and anything else that comes out of my brain that doesn't get fleshed out into a complete or long story. This is first time writing one shots for this pairing; so please enjoy and let me know what you think. One-Shot: Naming Hugo. Please Read and Review! Rated: Fiction T - English It had been a couple of weeks since Ron left, and Hermione could honestly say that she was finally feeling good again. By: ravenbrenna09. He stood, feeling the weight of the entire magical world upon his shoulders. The enchanted ceiling shimmered with twilight, stars twinkling above the floating candles. Twitter; The Betrothal expanded by slytherinsal. "What's that Potter?" Voldemort sneered. Harry grunted as he picked up his niece. If they offend or creep you out, I apologize. 117K subscribers in the HPfanfiction community. Disclaimer I don't own Harry Potter and rights go to Jk Rowling. If there was a motion in the Wizengamot to restrict Follow/Fav Harry Potter one-shots. TPG Sequel: As the Mistress of the Malfoy family and the Ministry’s top Unspeakable, Jaimee “Harry” Potter discovers the time management, stealth, sanity and morning sickness necessary to become the perfect wife. "Besides, it sounds more like people are too afraid to say his name when you put it like that," Harry shrugged. The end: 'It's not funny, Potter!' cried Dean. He is tall, slim, slightly muscular, and very handsome. Founder: Tiniwiel - Stories: 7 - Followers: 0 - Staff: 1 - id: 8597 All and any brilliant Harry Potter oneshots including all and any het ships. " "Pssh," Harry scoffed. "You're scared, come on, I bet it's something really nasty like, Annihilator or Reaper of Souls," Harry joked. Harry James Potter was a Harry Potter. Founder: violetmaid - Stories: 111 - Followers: 0 - id: 130239 One-shots and two-shots I enjoyed reading and want to keep track of as they tend to play hide-and-seek. Ships: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and more Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance - Ron W. Founder: liza Black - Stories: 27 - Followers: 7 - id: 8542 Une communauté où figureront bientôt, tous les meilleurs one shot de la section française! Tous les couples sont accéptés et proposés! Short Comedy One shot number 3: Hermione walked onto the platform she had grown so accustomed to, but this time it was different for her. This is fan fiction and I do not claim to own the Harry Potter universe or any of the characters or places that appear in the original books. Across the Universe, by mira mirth: 785 reviews, published 2008. This sub is for fanfic recommendations and discussion related to LGBT pairings and characters in the Harry FanFiction | unleash Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 577 there's something that Hermione's not telling Draco, and he's determined to get it out of her. Follow/Fav Funny Effects. Thought I might write it down as a way to motivate myself to get back into writing my main story. Summary: A collection of Harry Potter one-shots, that mostly fit along with the canon moments of the books, or the movies, or moments after the story ends. " He said, introducing himself to one of his first friends. , Pansy P. , Hermione G. Sometimes waiting in The alternative she chooses turns out to be nothing short of brilliant. Unfortunately she'd had virtually no success in her endeavours. Founder: anotherbuskitten - Stories: 776 - Followers: 0 - id: 134174 An effort to trim my favourites list, for easier access. The father smiled. FanFiction | unleash and it has turned into far too many separate stories. He hated these things with a passion after the farce of a trial before his 5th year. Voldemort had said that the race had was done, that Harry Potter had lost. Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: funny or dark. Her name was Hexa. 'Ah Mr. The door opened and in walked Dumbledore and the other members of the judging panel. Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter. If anything else, his awful mood of a few minutes ago had certainly been lifted. Boeing, Boeing, Gone After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry was left with huge amounts of time to think about what he was going to do next. War. One shot. You may find this story a bit edgy, but I hope it won't be excessive. The very Random Adventures of Fenir Books Harry Potter. I'm going to mark this as complete but I may update in the future if the mood strikes me. ) The best romantic and humorous fics about Lily, James and the Marauders! Featuring pairing of LilyJames. everlovingdeer fanfiction harry harrypotter harrypotteroneshots one oneshot oneshots potter shots texttospeech. I won't promise consistent updates, but I will post on special occasions. Ron tries to make Hermione smile and laugh in an empty Gryffindor common-room, in this adorably fluffy fanfiction set in the post-second-war period. How did he end Step into the hidden corners of the wizarding world with these Harry Potter one-shots! From untold moments at Hogwarts to behind-the-scenes magic in Diagon Alley, each After the second task of the TriWizard Tournament, Harry feels as though no one would choose him as the one they'd miss the most, including his best friend. WILL NEVER CONTAIN LEMONS! Rated t for some violence and coarse language. He unbuttoned it slowly before sliding it down her shoulders. A HarryRon slash fic. By: headcanonsandmore. Come on let's go shopping we're out of groceries. A/N: Again, this will mostly be a collection of H/Hr one-shots. "What is so funny Potter!?" One of the traitorous Dragon Slayers demands FanFiction; FictionPress; Google; Facebook; Twitter; Amazon; Actions. Follow/Fav James and Lily One-shots. Some will be fluffy and other not ;)Plot Summary: The first time Draco goes out to a Muggle supermarket with Harry. They followed the path, but couldn't see the dragon or Harry Potter. Teen And Up Audiences, Mature; No Archive Warnings Apply; F/M; Series in Progress; 01 Dec 2024. Shocking I know! Some Harry Potter one-shots I will be writing for a while. Dramione Sweet One/ Two Shot. Features Harry Potter and various women in romantic encounters. Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 7 Disclaimer:I don't own Harry Potter, anything connected to it or other things based off of real shows, movies, etc. Title of song: Begin Again. , Luna L. This sub is for fanfic recommendations and discussion related to LGBT Books Harry Potter. Adorable, funny cute oneshots of every kind! Staff would be loved. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance - [James P. This sub is for fanfic recommendations and discussion related to LGBT pairings and characters in the Harry Potter universe. Pairing: Garry (GinnyXHarry) Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter. You've been warned. , Ginny W + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten It's a funny thing. Read and review! Warnings: Slash. This idea came to life when we were talking randomly about Harry Potter. No specific genre, relationship or rating. One Shot #1: Friends. I don't know why I got this idea, I just did. "Bang" Harry said. Number 1: Harry Potter and the Geometric Giraffe. "I'm Harry Potter. I think this is quite a funny story. lyrics will be in bold even if I changed some of the words to make it fit into 3rd person P. One thing that made her furious was the way Snape treated the-boy-who-lived, Harry Potter. . SMUT Lemons R-18 Harry/Multi. The minister also signed a form to get hold of some official documents. A collection of Dramione one-shots set to music lyrics. Chapter Six. It's Hermione and Draco's first year anniversary of dating, and One of things that I found out besides both of us being manipulated by Dumbledork was that you and I are distant cousins through the Peverell bloodline and one member of the Peverell bloodline married into the Slytherin and the Guant bloodlines while another Peverell married into the Gryffindor and the Potter bloodlines. These stories are ideas, not in necessary order, but one would become a full-length story—different topics and ideas. 'It really is, though!' said Harry, wiping away a tear. A collection of drabbles and shorts for Harry Potter. Rated T for mild language. From now on every One - Shot Harry Potter will be posted on one page, meaning every chapter is a different story, as it's getting annoying! M Rating just in case. "Harry Potter," he replied with a long suffering drawl "AKA The Saviour. - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/7/2022 - Published Books Harry Potter. By: Siriuslysherlocked221. No, not his school work, he studies the effects of one Ginny Weasley, his sister, on the great Harry Potter. A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate. - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Status: Complete - id: 6812576 Hello All! New story alert. Lockhart never knew what hit him. - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Status: Complete - id: 6812576 "I got one word to say to you then" Harry said. This is a one-shot nothing more, nothing less. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Hermione G. Even though they are dating, James Potter finds that Lily Evans has a funny effect on him. drarryoneshots drarry harrypotter dracomalfoy drarryfanfic dracoxharry harryxdraco draco oneshot hogwarts oneshots harry fluff malfoy potter gay drarryfluff boyxboy lgbt fanfiction 150 Stories Sort by: Hot FanFiction | unleash Favourites - One-Shots (Harry Potter) Follow. Ships: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and more Title: Distractions Summary: Deathly Hallows Part 2 Movie Missing Moment. —— Join our discord server If Neville had to hear one more person comment on Professor Potter and Professor Malfoy's rumored relationship, he was going to gouge his eyes out with a garden shovel. Follow/Fav Lord Voldemort had Never Heard Such Bullshit. " Also any one shot by LovesBitca8 and any happy dramione one shot by senlinyu. FanFiction | unleash Follow/Fav Harry Potter One-Shots & Mini-Series. This one shot is based around the song "Darkness before the Dawn" by Caleb Hyles, Judge & Jury, and Lacey Sturm, give it a listen! Happy Reading! Darkness Before the Dawn. They range in length from one-shots to sprawling epics, but all of them are complete. Summary: A collection of Harry Potter one-shots, that mostly fit along with the canon moments of the story, or the books, or moments after the story ends. Rated K to be safe. By: WAITFORITAWSOME. No Archive Warnings It was a normal day at Hogwarts, Harry Potter and his friends, Ron and Robby Weasley (Ron's twin sister) and Hermione were on their way to potions. Funny, cute, fluffy one-shots about moments in the lives of James and Lily Potter. Nothing ever looks quite the same in hindsight. By: Pixel and Stephanie Forever. They split up, hoping to find the dragon before it caused more deaths. "You are named after one of my very best friends from the 2nd Voldemort War. Rowling about her selling me Harry Potter, so I still own nothing, but I will keep trying. House by house, they all came down and stood in front of the teens. 357 Magnum and unloaded it into the dark lord's chest. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley's room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he's the Avatar. Eighteen year old Harry Potter sat in the Room of Requirements with his best friend Hermione Granger. A mother's love ooOoOoo. Fleur wrapped one of her hands around Harry's penis and began stroking it as she bobbed her head back and forth on his penis. When Pansy Parkinson opts for Ron Weasley as a suitable bridegroom to rescue her from abuse at home, it has a knock-on effect with Harry's life too as Pansy helps him understand his place in society and how to use it within the context of the Triwizard. . FanFiction | unleash Follow/Fav Harry Potter one-shots. , Severus S. By: Sc2014. I'll put the year the one shot takes place in at the beginning of each one shot. Because dangerous things happen when we touch. Note: I want to Books Harry Potter. Hadrian Fleamont Potter, age 5 sat in the Dining Room eating his breakfast while his older brother Max William Potter now 8 years old with messy red hair and brown eyes talked with James Potter, their father about Quidditch while Rose Violet Potter and Iris Alice Potter age 7 with long black hair with red natural tips talk with their mother as she fed little Lily Narcissa Potter "Dad, I want one!" While reorganizing the shelves at Weasley Wizard Wheezes George heard an eager voice begging for something. Founder: sick-atxxheart - Stories: 294 - Followers: 7 - id: 60830 Amazing, well-written one-shots. Harry said. As the title says I’m looking for your funniest dramione one-shots. "I do not mean to tease you, but you are much to young to Follow/Fav Harry Potter One-Shots. " He siged experatedly and threw his arms up in the air and sat down next to his girlfriend. Oneshots and longs fics included - generally finished fics. He has long, wavy dark hair that falls elegantly into his dazzling blue-gray eyes. This a collection of one-shots and short stories I've written. One Shot and Completed Severus Snape Fanfiction. The Best Laid Plans - One problem Harry has is a lack of parental figures that he can learn from. Follow/Fav Blackinnon One-Shots. Victoire suddenly cried out and felt herself come completely undone around Harry. She clung to me for the first time in years - her whole body shaking. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 [One shot] While in Azkaban, Sirius Black is surprised to recognize a new arrival A/N: This is a One Shot that's been floating around in my head for awhile. Trying to teach old Just a bunch of oneshots I decided to write. Because I set completeness as a requirement, I didn't include some of Slytherin Career Day - One shot, Snape provides career counseling to his students. Smut. It had been seven days since the final battle had taken place. Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 11-27-18. By: RunawayPen. —— Join our discord server: https://discord Books Harry Potter. Angst, fluff, anything! All characters, all eras, almost all pairings, any category. Frogsong by Dumbothepatronus reviews Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, sadly, that right still belongs to JK Rowling. FanFiction; FictionPress; Google; Facebook; Twitter; Amazon; Actions. Founder: emach10 - Stories: 18 - Followers: 0 - id: 105836 All pairings of Harry Potter characters Leaning by Penciled In reviews. And I don't own Harry Potter (Disclaimer, gotta have that) Prompt- Harry and Ginny have some sort of challenges. This Community contains some of the best one-shots from the Marauders' Era. FanFiction | unleash They are all One-Shots, because there's something special about the fact that they're all complete! Hopefully all will brighten your day. The First Meeting Harry would have thrown a pillow at him, except he had a rather nice laugh too. Fluff. ' 'Pad,' Harry held his arms up making James and Lily laugh. Warning: Some description of domestic violence, but not detailed or particularly graphic. Just An Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 The usual disclaimers apply. It’s just for fun. Then, because the four other boys looked moments away from stringing him up by his heels, he forced himself to calm Prologue. Rated: Fiction T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/19/2023 - id: 14290201 Honks One shots. Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/18/2007 - The Demented Harry Potter One-Shots. Was formally a stand alone fic, but is now a short series. As one family celebrates, another breaks. It was the summer of 1973. , Harry P. They will involve tonnes of different scenarios and times. His words only served to anger FanFiction | unleash Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 58 - Published: one-shot, two years after Hogwarts, Draco finds a cat in a tower and tells her everything that is bothering him, not knowing that there is no such thing as an normal cat in Hogwarts One Shot: Sirius Black and Annalisa Sergretti. Harry groggily opened his eyes and began to stretch his aged limbs. They say there's a hard life for every silver spoon but during war time, there can't be. By: shaqb4. Sharkeygirl. " McGonagall levitated Malfoy and tossed him into the rest as they submissions currently open. I don't see this being expanded into anything greater in the future. V. O. One of his hands cupped one of her breasts while his other hand gently pushed her down flat against the table. Even after nearly two years of being together, Harry was always blown away by Fleur's sexual ability. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2021 Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,103 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 Draco has some funny reflections on parenthood when he drops off Scorpius. , Marauders - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2018 - Status: Complete A/N: I just wanted to say-before you read on and find out yourself-this one is just plotless smut. This is a collection of one shots mainly focused on the harry potter paring on Honks (Harry and Nymphadora Tonks these will range from funny and fluffy one shots to dark and depressing ones if you don't like one of them then try another one. Suddenly, over the summer between sixth and seventh year, Hermione had somehow miraculously gotten big oversized boobs and gotten taller! A series of one-shot stories about Harry Potter and Overlord (Anime) would contain my (OC), and some would contain Ainz. Focus: General All Categories, Since: 02-07-13. The look in Malfoy's eyes was doing funny things to him, making him feel ridiculously bashful. Hope you guys like. Everyone began to whisper about the-boy-who-lived, all Harry did was sit on the stool. She could see the boy was insecure, he didn't have a lot of confidence and the biggest thing she noticed about the boy that saved their world was how thin and small he was. Thick spurts continued to fire over and over as Aurora's pussy lost control of itself. "Draco. Founder: caraez - Stories: 10 - Followers: 0 - id: 55653 The best Harry Potter one-shots. Best Mates by chem prof. "Tell you what, if you can catch me I'll let you try it. As well as any nonromantic stories focusing on Oh wow Hermione is super oblivious in this one! So funny! Love meddlesome Pansy too, even if she sadly stays relegated to the background :) Thanks! Any Daphne Greengrass and Harry Potter one-shots and full chapters? r/HPfanfiction. "Robby, stop tugging at your robes," Hermione's voice came up and she nearly pinned the ginger's hands together just so she wouldn't be pulling them out. Ginny always had trouble with her stomach She always thought it was nerves. Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,009 Harry acted strange with Albus as well, wouldn't smile at him, wouldn't move off my lap the whole time and just clung to me. Rated: Fiction T - English - Harry P. If we do this now, we can get everybody in one swoop and make this as painless and bloodless as possible – I'm not going into another civil war" Harry looked around the room. Summer 1994 FanFiction | unleash Home Community Books Harry Potter One Shot en folie! One Shot en folie! Follow. Follow/Fav Funny Harry Potter oneshots. Harry was the obvious choice to start with, and I was lucky that with him, after I filtered out all the romantic fics and various crap (someone explain to me why this thing has so many reviews), the top one-shots focused just on Harry were a good, interesting mix. Today was Sunday and that meant the grand kids were visiting. "Oh Potter," Malfoy chuckled, giving him a fond look. A collection of random oneshots that pop into my head. Drarry One-shots:I'm going to basically doing a bunch of One-shots. All types of LGBT pairings and characters are Books Harry Potter. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P. I’ve read “A Bloody Idiot” and loved it, so I’m looking for other funny one shots! Edit: Slowly making my way through the recs, thank you so much everyone! Harry Potter Slash FanFiction. The blonde opened one bleary eye and glared at him in blessedly familiar annoyance. She lent forward and shot after Harry, her long, brown hair whipping out behind her. Follow/Fav One shot collection By: Antjex3 A collection of one shots from my other stories: lust potion number 5 , messing with morgana, old friends can break your heart, FanFiction | unleash The best of the best Harry Potter One-Shots. Various themes and pairings. A Ginny Weasley has always been my favorite character and after diving back into the series, I realized how important her relationship with Harry really is in the series. Oh yes, last time he had "accidentally" ordered Kreacher to swap the sugar bowl for the salt one, but this time, he was sure, vaguely, that he was completely innocent. ) "Ron, the lyrics are up in A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. If you'd like to become a staff member, just send me a PM. A series of one-shot stories about Harry Potter and Overlord (Anime) would contain my (OC), and some would contain Ainz. Focus: General All Categories, Since: 09-06-18. FanFiction | unleash Harry Potter One-shots. Rowling. FanFiction | unleash One-shot. Follow. Have a listen! Happy Reading! It's Got a Ring to It. Her bra was gone next as Harry's practised hands unlatched it from behind her back. Rated: Fiction Why was it so funny that she'd teach potions? "I apologize Little One. By: A collection of one-shots and mini-series based in the Harry Potter universe. His vaults, he had gained a couple more by some old rule of conquest still in place, were reasonably full and he had a lifetime pension from the reformed Ministry under Shacklebolt. "Cumming!" He groaned as his cock exploded inside of her. The Great Hall looked exactly as Hermione remembered it. Potter, but not the one I was expecting. "Harry James Potter," Harry replied, his voice steady. " Harry flushed and averted his gaze, plucking a loose thread on his sheets. If you would like to request a ship one shot then please private mail myself or comment under this to state who you want, and if there is any specific scenario you would like People were blamed, people were sacked and some people changed. A/N:As you may have guessed, this one is a parody of COPS, hope you enjoy it. This week's episode entitled:When good witches go bad! Announcer:Two lonely street whores were doing rounds, the identities of these two have Follow/Fav Harry Potter One-Shots & Mini-Series. " Lord Voldemort closed his eyes, mentally preparing himself for the fuckery he was about to hear. Why hello to anyone reading this. Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - This is a place to collect the best Harry Potter oneshots I've come across. More posts you may like r/dramionebookclub. She hoped she could cope. just a Hermione and Charlie one shot. Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 07-25-08. like her fighting for her life was funny! She dug her nails into his neck, wanting to tear his throat out with her bare hands. Year 1. since she has no recollection of who she is or who they are, she is terrified of them. Story is depressing, but short and deep. Twitter; Facebook; Follow/Favorite + Follow A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. It was a dream come true for him. Even as the door crashed open, sending the Dursley's scrambling, and a familiar giant of a man stepped through, Harry Potter couldn't help but smile. I'm wondering what your lips would feel like pressed against mine. ] - Words: 946 - Reviews: FanFiction | unleash The Best of the Harry Potter One-Shots. Being able to come to Hogwarts didn't feel like a possibility for him. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Hermione G. "Who is with me?" "My Aunt always said to do the right thing, even if it was not the legal thing" Susan Bones stood from where she had been leaning against a wall with The Perfect Wife by slytherin-nette. "Mr Potter" he said with a sorrowful voice. Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 11-11-04. It doesn't matter if we are engaged or not. I take no credit for them. Founder: K. Sirius Black: Sirius is the best friend of James Potter and Remus Lupin. Add to Community; Report Abuse; Share. She knew the signs of abuse and Harry Potter was an abused child. By: matthewfairchilds. Draco Malfoy narrates the wizardly creation myth to Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 115 What happens when you throw all that into one, you get my funny little fic! RxS LxJ. #1 - Fourth Year "Potter! Weasley! Will you pay attention?" So, Harry, Ron, go get dressed, and I'm going to go dress in my salsa outfit so me and Harry can practice some more," (A/N: they had practiced into the night, and Harry had been forced to drink about 3 cups of coffee and cast an energizing spell on himself. AU ending to the series. One lot relating to one of the men, the other relating to Harry Potter, or more specifically, relating to his parent's and what they wanted for their son. Black sludge sprayed from the entry wounds. Just a bunch of oneshots I decided to write. "Thanks for comin' yo, we gonna teach yo dumb asses how to golf, if you don't like it, take yo ass back to da castle, mate. r/dramionebookclub. Ch. " He gave her a kiss on the forehead. Here, he A series of canon-compliant one-shots, each told from a different point-of-view, each telling a different part of the story, but each with a common theme. Founder: Daisy Jackson - Stories: 22 - Followers: 0 - id: 130593 Molly remembers the first time she heard about Harry Potter. "Are you sure, Scorpius? Books Harry Potter. Usually Harry, but not always. "Stayed very much out of things but he used to get his laughs in funny ways. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Harry P. For discussion of Harry Potter fanfiction. "Hello, hello, hello?" "Uncle Harry!" A streak of red hair greeted him as his best friends' 18-month-old daughter, Rose, ran into his arms. "Are you telling me a twelve Harry kissed her in reply, and it only took another two thrusts before one final vigorous slam forward had his cock spraying a thick load of cum straight into her womb. Title is Ironic. Summary: A collection of Smut-shots I've written about The Harry Potter Series. They are in the order that they come from. /Voldemort and Female Harry Potter. Mature content ahead. Follow/Fav You think you're funny' A Romione fluff fanfiction. Prologue: Shadows of War. "You know I don't like Snape, Hermione. Profile; A collection of one-shot stories with the Draco and Hermione ship. One/ Two Shot or a Trilogy as long as it has a short length and passes the list above. Disclaimer: Harry Potter is As the title says. A Thousand Miles by Axiogenesis reviews. Please and Thank you. One Shots are Love. Rated: Fiction T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/19/2023 - id: 14290201 One by one the first years were sorted, then Harry's name was called. They sat down before Harry and Dumbledore looked at him as he spoke. Follow/Fav Charmione & One shots. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 6/6/2017 Harry felt a nudge from Hermione, who sat beside him. Step into the hidden corners of the wizarding Series of one shots focused around the Marauders. Nonjon, After reading hundreds, if not thousands, of Harry Potter fanfics over the years, I compiled this top 10 list of the funniest ones that made me snicker, if not laugh out loud. One-shot. Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 05-14-07. Hope you enjoy. [One Shot. By: Lydia M Argent. Harry's lips followed her the entire way, showing just how much he loved her. A series of Blackinnon one-shots (cross posted on tumblr and ao3) Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,680 James must've said something funny, but I'm not listening to him. By: Aelinlover. - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2011 This is a group of my one shots of Tome Riddle Jr. A series of stupid and funny one-shots suggested by others. She went to pieces. I love so much of their work. Harry looked at the packed courtroom, and they looked back at him. I am merely a fanfic author. Cloak - Stories: 25 - A collection of separate Harry Potter One-Shots, they're all a few thousand words atleast, but they're not complete stories. The one thing she had tried to do was to try and convince James and the others of Peter's perfidy whilst they were still in school. From now on any one-shot's that are Hinny specific will be posted here to the Compilation of Hinny One-Shot's. That dog had bitten him heaps of times and all the Dursley's thought it was funny. The Funny Bone of Harry Potter Fics. Enjoy! A/N 2: Ignoring the chapter number and disclaimer, all bolded font is taken directly from the book. From the moment the dragon had covered Harry with his huge mouth, no one ever saw the boy who lived again. Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Parody "Last one up is Harry Potter singing You spin me round by Dead or alive. Maybe he should make some pancakes. Potions class had always been a struggle for him—in no small part due to Snape's antagonistic behaviour, but also due to his lack of talent in the subject—and he had expected it to go no differently this year even with a new professor, Horace Slughorn, at the helm. Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 11-28-04. Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 11-12-21. Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 Books Harry Potter. , Ginny W. K. Late to the fandom oops. net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Words: 2,781 | Reviews: 71 | Favs: 500 | Follows: Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. They are drawn from my favorites, the DLP Library, and some of the well-known writers in the fandom. List of characters I'll be okay with writing for the first few requests: Harry Potter People's lives were at stakeif she, James and Harry were to survive then sacrifices had to be made and her friendship with Severus was the biggest one. Harry Potter Smut One-shots Joey888, orphan_account. A Collection of Harry Potter One-Shots. , Ron W. A funny little one shot during Harry's second year Defense Against the Dark Arts class. " FanFiction | unleash Harry Potter One Shots. The redheaded boy was lounging with one of his arms dangling off the back of the sofa This one is a bit lighter and more fun than the first one, hope you like it! This oneshot is based off of the song "It's Got A Ring to it by Voila. , Lily Evans P. - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/7/2022 - Published A/N: so this is my first ever Harry Potter fanfiction. Most of them are one or two-shots and some are longer. This list is made up of various genres, but they are all really good quick reads. , Ron W for as long as you need us by ballerinaroy “It’s always been the three of us, Harry,” Hermione assured him, her arms wrapped tightly around his middle as he sobbed into her shoulder. - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is a historical documentary. Most of them will be erotic short scenes between characters that I didn't want to write a whole story for. A place for people to come together and discuss Dramione fanfics. Over the next hour the rest of the students arrived in the great hall, but still Dumbledore and Snape were not there. Harry kept going til only one bullet was left in the clip. COMPLETE, Semi Crazy Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Albus D. "Please state your name for the record," Fudge said, his voice devoid of the usual condescension. Harry and Ron are in for a surprise when the Weasley twins go on a toilet hexing spree throughout Hogwarts. Harry blinked in surprise at the concoction before him. There was one thing to be said for being a child again. Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: Well it's all in here. , Draco M. Many had died in the attack, including his pseudo brother Fred, his second uncle Remus, and his new wife. 212 votes, 115 comments. Hope you enjoyed, bye for now. These are in no specific order. Dramione One Shots. It was in the middle of the fourth year of Harry Potter's first year at Hogwarts. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - James P. Rated: Fiction M - English Harry dropped her down on his cock one last time. Harry had met a girl he had never seen at the school before. Follow/Fav Musical One-Shots. [One Shot] 'Where do babies come from' How are the Marauders going to handle five-year-old Nymphadora's question? Well my brother Joefish has been spouting of great fanfic ideas so I got him to dictate one. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a Follow/Fav Harry Potter Story Idea One Shots. ' 'No, I'm not, just so you know hat, try to say any other house and you will explode the moment you are off my head. Rated T for safety. If it was possible for a Tombguard to look horrified whilst possessing an entirely immobile face this one did so. Harry Potter opened the door to Ron and Hermione's house. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Words: 1,059 - Published: 7/16/2019 - id: 13339303 Here are some short but sweet stories and some funny ones too about Lily Evans and James Potter. Anyway, she wanted to know. By: Darkriser101. ' 'They say children can sense things, maybe he's just picking up on how stressed Albus is about the war,' Sirius said, 'Come to Siri. Rated: But Potter showed up. T rating for minor sensuality between Draco and Astoria. Before Voldemort could even suss out what that meant Harry pulled out a . 2 AURORS. Another group of one shots. "We respect him. This fic starts off during the Battle at the Department of Mysteries, after Dolohov hits Hermione with a curse Home Community Books Harry Potter Dramione Sweet One/ Two Shot. Home for the many sexy one-shots I wrote that include the girls and women from the Harry Potter verse. as requested from the drabble. "We're not afraid Potter," Draco haughtily said as he strode over. From romance to angst, be ready to expect anything. By: Taylor Swift. Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 142 what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot. A series of one-shots of various scenes throughout the series, told from Voldemort's perspective. While this fanfic diverges from the original Harry Potter series, it aims to capture the essence of the characters we know and love, showcasing their strength, resilience, and FanFiction | unleash Follow/Fav Harry Potter One Shots. Harry Potter and the Evil Demonic Squirrel that Shall Kill You All (A/N: first in my stupid one-shot series of Harry Potter encounters. Every test that she was given said the same – 18 months. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Many different characters. One Shots. I decided I was going to do a series of one-shots about Harry and Ginny, filling in the gaps and guessing about their future in between the end of Hogwarts and their marriage. Follow/Fav Funny Stories About Dumbledore. One-shots about funny things that happen to Dumbledore, mostly caused by Harry, but not always. But please may I ask you forgive me if the characters are OOC, I tried my best and I don't need upset fangirls up my sleeve haha. Harry Potter Slash FanFiction. If we did, we would have died from having to do public speaking. One of the dragon handlers pointed down before diving, 'That's Harry Potter,' he yelled before landing next to the unconscious boy. - Words: 734 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2017 - id: 12723681 Harry Potter and Hermione Granger were waiting for the lessons to start:They were assigned to teach the students how to play golf. Harry rolled his eyes and absently span the quaffle in his hands. Read and Enjoy!) DISCLAIMER: I OWN ABSOLUTLY NOTHING BUT THE PLOT AND THE EVIL DEMONIC SQURREL! It was a normal day at Hogwarts. Focus: Books Harry Potter, Since: 02-16-08. " Katie's eyes lit up, "really?" Harry nodded before turning and rocketing away, flat against his broom. I have already done a group of one shots featuring a femharry and Draco as wells femharry and Voldemort/Tom Riddle. One of the categories is for one shots Reply reply Top 3% Rank by size . I am now doing Harry Potter One Shots. Now they will be one shots to do with the Harry Potter characters, so the ships we all know and love. 4-Harry and Galadriel are twins, and again, Galadriel doesn't know who she is, not truly FanFiction | unleash Love the Marauders' Era? If you're like me, you don't always have time to read multi-chapter fics, so one-shots are definitely the best thing for you. Please review and give me ideas for stories. 4-Harry and Galadriel are twins, and again, Galadriel doesn't know who she is, not truly FanFiction | unleash Harry Potter One-Shots, and some two-shots. And Musyc’s pining Draco. By: Potterlord9999. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Notes: We're doing our best to catch up! (See the end of the work for more notes. ] Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 20 Books Harry Potter. HPB oneshot. Follow/Fav One shots pt 14. The Golden Boy FanFiction | unleash Home Community Books Harry Potter One Shot and Completed Severus Snape Fanfiction. Would prefer happy fics. The dragon handlers had grabbed their brooms and gone after the dragon. November 1, 1981. Now it's time for a group of one shots of femharry and Severus Snape. Harry/Harem. A Draco and Hermione Story. Are you looking for funny, short one-shots? Are you bored and looking for something to read? Well, you have found the best (Not really) and biggest (Not even close) collection of funny one-shots! Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 FanFiction | unleash Home Community Books Harry Potter One Shots are Love. 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